The 20 Funny Naughty Love Quotes

Sprinkling a little humor in conversation can make it more comfortable and memorable for your partner. Humor makes love funny, naughty and alive and quotes too.

Expressing your love to the love of your life does not always need to be serious!

As we know, humor makes you much more appealing to your partner. Here are some quotes that are funny and romantic as well.

Here we go with Funny Naughty Love Quotes

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  • Will you lend me a kiss? I promise to give it back.

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  • • Love is blind, and then marriage opens your eyes.

   

  • According to Newton’s Law of love, love can neither be created nor destroyed. However, it can create a girlfriend who can destroy wallets.

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  • • If love is a blunder, then it means that the biggest fault in my life is loving you.
      
      
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    • It is not love that makes a relationship complicated; it’s the people in it who do.
      
      

   

  • Love is great, but a divorce can cost greater than thousands of dollars.

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  • • Marriages never have a guarantee. If you want 100% assurance, better go live with a car.

   

  • You are the cause why my eyeglasses fog.

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  • I want someone who will pause his game just to answer my call.
  • If you want a perfect girlfriend, go find her in a Barbie store.
    
    
  • Look, I scratched my knees when I feel for you. The least you can do is to give it a kiss, please?
    
    
  • Naughty or nice? I can do both.

• • My heart only skips a bit for two reasons: one, when I am facing a difficult enemy in a game and two, when you say my name.
    
    
  • Your dad calls you a princess and yet, you don’t need to act like a spoiled little brat around the man who loves you.
    
    
  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, all my naughty thoughts involves you.
    
    
    
    
  • I am putting you on my to-do list.
    
    
  • I love your gorgeous mouth on me.
    
    
  • Can I have you for breakfast in bed today? 😥
    
    
  • I licked it so it’s mine. 😈